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May

caitrionascorner:

ayalynn:

lameborghini:

this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like

Go to sleep

I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level

caitrionascorner:

ayalynn:

lameborghini:

this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like

Go to sleep

I wasn’t going to reblog this but it spoke to me on a personal level

binkshapiro:

whosromeo:

girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”

the da vinci code has been cracked

shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

s00005aa55yah:

what on earth

s00005aa55yah:

what on earth

(Source: maple-heart)

just-the-right-guy:

Neil Gaiman everyone. 

You showed him, Scotty

(Source: youshouldhaveletmesleep)

(Source: cactuslands)

flyawaymax:

crap i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

flyawaymax:

crap i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick